Pirv. With a name like that how did he make it through high school with half his sanity intact. Every time the roll is called the class would be giggling
Anyhow. How badly did he get hurt -- only cosmetic damage, or loss of function? They say he's still on the force, patrolling... maybe the sight of that guy's face is enough to drop a crook? ...
If it is pronounced similar to the way Brett Favre of the Green Bay Packers---- "FARVE"
This officers name would be pronounced "PIVER" instead of PERV ????