[Joe 6-pack]

Dear Imam,

In light of the recent outrage and violence arising from the infidel's publication of the blasphemous images of the prophet (peace be upon him), I am hesitant to ask the following question but am dearly in need of your guidance. You see, while preparing breakfast, I was making a grilled cheese sandwich and (praise be Allah!) an image of the prophet (Peace upon him) appeared on my wonder bread!! Is it within the holy teachings of the most sacred Koran to put this sacred relic up for auction on E-bay? Is it sanctioned to seek profit from the prophet (peace and all that...)?

[edgrimly78]

profit from the prophet

--Good one!!

[Chi-Town Lady]

Can you make that a ham and cheese sandwich?

[aculeus]

Dear Joe 6-pack,

You are doomed.


Allah

[Wombat101]

here's your reply:

Dear Grilled-Cheese Jihadist,
Yes, it will be permissible under Koranic law to sell such an image of the Prophet (peace be unto him),provided the proceeds are given to the Islamic-charity-cum-terrorist-front-group of your choice.

[Billthedrill]

Dear Ahmed al-6-Pack

It is not blasphemy to consider the swirlings of a cheese sandwich to be an image of the Prophet (PBUH) as long as it is halal. A bagel and lox, that'd be OK too, but a BLT is right out!

Cordially, your Imam,
Abu bin Drill

[ErnBatavia]

Remember to include proper instruction, left hand for hygiene and right hand for eating grill cheese...or is it the other way?

Allah 'Talla

[bella1]

...profit from the Prophet (pigs be upon him).

too funny.

[CFC__VRWC]

Dear Joe;

Your skillet has blasphemed the Prophet (Peace be upon him). It is your sacred duty to destroy the skillet, and then seek out the factory where it was made and burn it to the ground, and then seek out all the workers at the factory and behead them and all members of their families as a sacrifice to the most holy Allah (Praise be him!).

After you have accomplished this then it is your duty to gouge out your own eyes as you have blasphemed the Prophet (peace, peace, yada, yada yada) by gazing upon him. But you are permitted to rape your daughter and then kill her for allowing herself to become unclean before you blind yourself.

Hope this helps.

The Imam