"The Bong vote really came through for Gore and Kerry. LOL!"
Too stoned to find their polling places! Oh, yea, I forgot -- they were disenfranchised -- that E-V-I-L Karl Rove and Diebold!
> ...that E-V-I-L Karl Rove and Diebold!
Yes, but don't you know that Rove back-channels money to South American drug cartel heavies, who move extra shipments into this country around election time, obviously targeting liberals, so that they'll be too wasted to make it to the polls?
It's a CONSPIRACY, I tell you! A conspiracy!