I light the charcoal in my Weber grill with pages from the box of Queerans I have in my garage.
Where can I get another one??? Sorry to say, I was reading the last one I had while sittin' in the 'John' when I noticed the roll was empty,,,,,,,
Say what you will about the koran. If you ever want to know how to wipe your a$$ though, that's the book to consult...
Ashkelon, Israel - David Hatuel wept in front of five mounds of brown soil, the fresh graves of his pregnant wife and four daughters - his entire family.
Tali Khotel is seen here with her four daughters and husband David. Tali, who was 8 months pregnant, and, from left, Hadar, 9, Roni, 7, Hila, 11, and Merav, 2, were killed by Palestinian gunmen Sunday.
"I am all alone, there is no one left," he said in a whisper.
Hatuel's family was shot dead by Palestinian gunmen as they drove from their home in a Gaza Strip settlement to the southern Israeli city of Ashkelon yesterday - where they were buried five hours later.
The deadly ambush came as members of Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's Likud Party voted on his plan to withdraw from the Gaza Strip.
Tali Hatuel (34) - who was eight months pregnant - was on the way with her four children, Hila (11); Hadar (9); Roni (7); and Merav (2); to campaign against the plan when two Palestinian gunmen opened fire on the car, sending it skidding off the road.
The gunmen ran toward the car shooting the occupants again and again at almost point blank range, the army and witnesses said.
TV footage showed rescue workers sifting through the white Citroen station wagon, a poster reading "A Jewish heart votes no" plastered across the car hood.
A medic wiped blood off a baby seat, two small bright pink shoes lay on the blood-soaked carpet of the bullet-riddled car.
Settlers and opponents of the Sharon plan have said a withdrawal from Gaza would be a reward for attacks like these. A bumper sticker on the back of the car read "Uprooting the settlements - a victory for terror".
At the funeral, David Hatuel apologised to his family for spending so much time away from them campaigning against the plan to uproot the Gaza homes.
"Only on Friday, the girls drew me a picture and said 'Daddy, we are so proud of you for working so hard to save our home," he said, calling his daughters, his "flowers".
"Tali," he said, "everything I have, everything I did, I did for her."
Tali Hatuel was a social worker and counselled the families of victims from attacks by Palestinian militants, friends said.
"She was quiet and shy ... she was a very serious person," her neighbour Ezra Haidu said.
The militant Islamic Jihad and Popular Resistance Committees, an umbrella group, claimed responsibility for what it called the "heroic" attack.
"The blood of the holy warriors will be united to become bombs of death and fear in the hearts of the enemy," read a statement on the Web site of the Popular Resistance Committee.
Twenty-six-year-old Faisal Abu Naqira and a fellow Islamic Jihad militant were credited with the fatal attack.
In Gaza City, about 1500 people joined an Islamic Jihad march celebrating the attack. Islamic Jihad said the attack was in response to Israel's assassination of Hamas leader Sheik Ahmed Yassin and Abdel Aziz Rantisi.
"The goal of this attack was to confirm the continuation of the resistance," said Khader Habib, an Islamic Jihad leader in Gaza.
http://www.thestar.co.za/index.php?fSectionId=132&fArticleId=424275
Quote: Palestinian snipers attack Gaza memorial service for murdered Hatuel family May 9, 2004
Palestinian terrorists disguised as women opened fire Sunday evening at a memorial service near Kissufim junction where Tali Hatuel, her four daughters and unborn son were murdered one week ago. Three hundred people attending the service scattered and dove behind vehicles. None were hurt.
"We heard a shot, and then another one, and we understood we were being fired upon," said Motti Sender from the Ganei Tal settlement. "Instinctively we lay on the ground and hid behind cars."
Israeli security forces spotted the Palestinian shooters about 300 meters from the site of the memorial service, on the outskirts of the town of Khan Yunis. A tank fired a shell on a house in which they were were hiding. Two terrorists in women's clothes were killed.
The Islamic Jihad terror group claimed credit for the attack.
http://web.israelinsider.com/bin/en.jsp?enPage=ArticlePage&enDisplay=view&enDispWhat=object&enDispWho=Article%5El3615&enZone=Security&enVersion=0&
Too funny!
The battle for Europe is happening as we watch.
"All hell will break loose, if those extremists burn the Qur’an," Raed Halil, the head of the European Committee for Defending Prophet Muhammad, told IslamOnline.net over the phone from the Danish capital Copenhagen.
What! We can't burn the Koran either? I thought it was the image of Mohammed.
Funny, these Muslims keep telling us they're for free speech...
Think they're lying when they say they're peaceful?
I'd have a copy to burn, a copy to wee on, and several hundred copies in the portable toilets to use as TP, which is about all the Quran is good for these days.
Where's those lefty artists to make a "piss Mohammad" and a "Dung Mohammad".
If cartoons get them riled up, can't imagine what a "Fecal Mo" would do.
Poke the Devil and he'll let you know.
Forget the match...go for the blowtorch!! It's quicker and gets the job done in seconds!
Burn Baby Burn!
Qur'an inferno...
