Had a beer oir two a few weeks back with a fella who's still riding one of those Nortons. He said that once he got rid of all the old Lucas electrical parts, it became much more fun.
OK, you started this.
What do you call George Lucas (I believe I got the inventor of these parts' first name right)?
The "Prince of Darkness"
What is the Lucas factory motto?
"A good day's work and home before dark".
Why do the English drink warm beer?
Because they have Lucas refrigerators.
Pada bada bum tissshhh!!