[Seadog Bytes]

RE: John Kerry: "I left the race for the presidency with my integrity — and that's very important."

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...Thanks for the ping, bitt.   ...That's too FUNNY!

[Kenny Bunk]

I have learned a very valuable lesson from John Forbes Kerry. It is now seared, seared I tell you, into my memory. That lesson is:

Always be the guy who writes up
the after-action reports.

Since learning this, I have received the Congressional Medal of Honor, The Croix de Guerre avec Palme, Der Pour le Merité mit Ritterkreuz und Diamant, The Victoria Cross, and the Alpine Life-Saving Gold Collar (normally given to dogs, but I figured, "What the Hell... it helps explain the Purple Hearts.")

Throughout this intense period of Christ-like personal growth, I have maintained my integrity like you wouldn't believe.
I plan on wearing all my medals when I dine with Mr. And Mrs. (Terry) Kerry at their annual Christmas Dinner in Cambodia, which as you know, commemorates that moonless night long ago when John Forbes Kerry and myself, at the direct order of soon-to-be President Dick Nixon, swam naked across the Mekong Delta to capture VietCong sentries for efficient, yet pain-free interrogation.