89.7% of what Kerry says is not true.
I won't embarrass you by asking for something in the remaining 10.3%. Maybe something like "I voted for it before I voted against it" could be one of his true statements.
"A lie will spread half-way around the world before the truth even gets its pants on!"
Actually, over 67% of all statistics are fabricated (and 50.123% of those are expressed to a meaningless degree of precision). :=)