To: COBOL2Java
As a bona-fide boomer, I love it!!! Ain't it the truth :-)
2 posted on
02/02/2006 7:41:06 AM PST by
EagleUSA
To: COBOL2Java
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.All our life, we men look at boobs. It just makes sense that in old age we finally get them.
3 posted on
02/02/2006 7:43:14 AM PST by
rhombus
To: COBOL2Java
Uh ..... note my long-standing tag line.
from a proud boomer!
5 posted on
02/02/2006 7:45:45 AM PST by
RightField
(The older you get . . . the older "old" is !)
To: COBOL2Java
6 posted on
02/02/2006 7:46:21 AM PST by
jamaly
(I evacuate early and often!)
To: COBOL2Java
I have a good memeory but it is short.
To: COBOL2Java
Life is similar to toilet tissue
the closer to end it is, the faster it goes
To: COBOL2Java
The older I get the better I use to be........
12 posted on
02/02/2006 7:55:10 AM PST by
TUX
To: COBOL2Java
"Do not pray not to grow old. Pray that you live to grow old."
13 posted on
02/02/2006 7:55:37 AM PST by
Mathews
(Shot... Splash... Out!)
To: COBOL2Java
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker. LOL! This one is hilarious, IMHO.
Although you could add...or your breakfast cereal
Snap, crackle pop!
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This is my still my favorite comment about aging:
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty & well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and proclaiming-
"WOW! What a ride!"
:)
14 posted on
02/02/2006 8:00:04 AM PST by
MamaTexan
(I am NOT a ~legal entity~, nor am I a *person* as created by law!)
To: COBOL2Java
Then there's that furniture problem when your chest falls into your drawers.
16 posted on
02/02/2006 8:07:43 AM PST by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: COBOL2Java
The only thing worse than growing old is not growing old.
17 posted on
02/02/2006 8:10:46 AM PST by
HEY4QDEMS
(Learn from the past, don't live in it.)
To: COBOL2Java
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.Also,the best thing about being senile is that you're always meeting new people.
To: COBOL2Java
An old boss of mine had a coffee mug that said "After 40, your body has a mind of its own."
Of course, you don't realize the truth of that comment until it hits you that your body most definitely DOES have a mind of its own.
19 posted on
02/02/2006 8:14:38 AM PST by
kellynch
(I am excessively diverted. ~~Jane Austen)
To: COBOL2Java
Me? I've... never felt... bette... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
21 posted on
02/02/2006 8:20:57 AM PST by
Bender2
(Stop doodling around... Read the first three chapters of my Science Fiction novel.)
To: COBOL2Java
One of my favorites:
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
To: cdbear
Hey honey, the next to last one is for you and the other girls in your office.
25 posted on
02/02/2006 8:25:05 AM PST by
NerdDad
To: COBOL2Java
I am in shape, dang it. Round is a shape.
To: COBOL2Java
Julia Child made an appearance in Portland a few years ago, and a local reporter asked her what she attributed her good health and longevity to.
Her answer??
"Red meat, and gin."
Works for me....
33 posted on
02/02/2006 8:58:00 AM PST by
Bean Counter
("Stout Hearts!")
To: COBOL2Java
My 70-something dad tells a great story: "I wanted to clean something, and I was looking for my book 'How to Clean Anything', but I couldn't find the book. A few days later I found the book, but I forgot what I wanted to clean! HAHAHAHAHAH!"
36 posted on
02/02/2006 9:45:11 AM PST by
manwiththehands
(Good news for America = bad news for democRats.)
To: COBOL2Java
I may grow old but I refuse to grow up.
38 posted on
02/02/2006 9:50:01 AM PST by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(“Don't approach a Bull from the front, a Horse from the rear, or a Fool from any side.”)
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