Some humor regarding aging [for you baby boomers out there!]

email | 2 Feb 2006 | email

[EagleUSA]

As a bona-fide boomer, I love it!!! Ain't it the truth :-)

[rhombus]

The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.

All our life, we men look at boobs. It just makes sense that in old age we finally get them.

[COBOL2Java]

Yep, AARP has stopped sending me stuff. I guess they figured out I didn't want it after all the shredded materials I returned to them in their paid envelopes!

[RightField]

Uh ..... note my long-standing tag line.

from a proud boomer!

[jamaly]

I resemble that.

[gathersnomoss]

Thanks for the suggestion. Consider it done.

[EagleUSA]

Yep, AARP has stopped sending me stuff.
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I once had great hopes for the AARP since seniors do need the benefits of an organization...like AARP was SUPPOSED TO BE. But the lust for wealth and corruption of the left, got hold of them. They have lost a ton of membership due to their obvious leftist bent.

[Investment Biker]

I have a good memeory but it is short.

[RexFamilia]

Life is similar to toilet tissue

the closer to end it is, the faster it goes

[Bigh4u2]

"I have a good memeory but it is short."

I have a short memory, but it is good!

(I think)

[TUX]

The older I get the better I use to be........

[Mathews]

"Do not pray not to grow old. Pray that you live to grow old."

[MamaTexan]

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

LOL! This one is hilarious, IMHO.

Although you could add...or your breakfast cereal

Snap, crackle pop!

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This is my still my favorite comment about aging:

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty & well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and proclaiming-
"WOW! What a ride!"

:)

[umgud]

It's ruough when you're too old to do it anymore, but your memory is so bad that you thought you actually did do it.

[mtbopfuyn]

Then there's that furniture problem when your chest falls into your drawers.

[HEY4QDEMS]

The only thing worse than growing old is not growing old.

[Gay State Conservative]

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

Also,the best thing about being senile is that you're always meeting new people.

[kellynch]

An old boss of mine had a coffee mug that said "After 40, your body has a mind of its own."

Of course, you don't realize the truth of that comment until it hits you that your body most definitely DOES have a mind of its own.

[mpackard]

funniest one I've ever heard was when a middle aged friend of mine told me that you know you're getting older when everything on you looks better when you're hanging upside down!