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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, One Nation Under God, Indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for All.

1 posted on 02/01/2006 8:18:23 PM PST by dutchess
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Very interesting.


2 posted on 02/01/2006 8:19:45 PM PST by MamaB (mom to an Angel)
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I like this one I received in an email.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of the Ark. Noah built the Ark and the animals came on it pears. Or how about this one?

Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day but a ball of fire during the night. Or this one:

When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

I really like this one:
Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.
3 posted on 02/01/2006 8:25:28 PM PST by MamaB (mom to an Angel)
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LOL! dutchess, What a great idea for a thread! :) Kids come up with the best lines. I have so many memories of my kids doing this. I wish I had wrote them all down. I have to think of this and post a couple later.
11 posted on 02/02/2006 3:37:42 AM PST by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: ST.LOUIE1; Aquamarine; Billie; dutchess; Mama_Bear; dansangel; deadhead; Diver Dave; GailA; ...

February 2, 2006

The Best Question

Read:
Psalm 15

Lord, who may abide in Your tabernacle? Who may dwell in Your holy hill? —Psalm 15:1

Bible In One Year: Exodus 29-30; Matthew 21:23-46

cover Nobel Prize-winning physicist Martin Perl was asked what he attributed his success to. "My mother," he answered. "Every day when I came home from school she asked me, 'So, Marty, did you ask any good questions today?'"

David asked the best question of all: "Lord, who may abide in Your tabernacle?" (Psalm 15:1). There are two words ancient Jews had for expressing the question "who?" One is similar to our usage. But David used another word here that asks, "What kind of person dwells close to God?"

The answer came in a series of character traits: "He who walks uprightly, and works righteousness, and speaks the truth in his heart" (v.2).

It's one thing to know the truth; it's another to obey it. God delights to live on His holy hill with those who are holy—who reflect the reality of the truth they believe. He loves men and women who "ring true."

This psalm, however, is not about any holiness of our own that we think will qualify us to gain entrance to His presence. It is rather about the beauty of holiness that God forms in us as we dwell in fellowship with Him.

The closer we get to God, the more like Him we will become. —David Roper

More purity give me, more strength to o'ercome,
More freedom from earth-stains, more longings for home;
More fit for the kingdom, more used would I be,
More blessed and holy—more, Savior, like Thee. —Bliss

Walk so close to God that nothing can come between.

FOR FURTHER STUDY
Why Would Anyone Want To Be Holy?

15 posted on 02/02/2006 5:55:22 AM PST by The Mayor ( Check out my new Blog http://albanysinsanity.speakupwny.com/)
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Birth order of children

Your Clothes:
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

Preparing for the Birth:
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

The Layette:
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

Worries:
1st baby: At the first sign of distress-a whimper, a frown-you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

Pacifier:
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

Diapering:
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

Activities:
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

Going Out:
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

At Home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!!


GRANDCHILDREN: God's reward for allowing your children to live.


19 posted on 02/02/2006 8:29:09 AM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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A prior Pastor of mine's son...7 years young, came up with this touching sentiment one which I share with others often because what he said took me by moved to joyful surprise.
We were just casually chatting. He already knew that my Fave animal is a rabbit. We started telling eachother some jokes. So when he asked me "Why did the rabbit cross the road?" I thought he'd come back with something simplistic and new & funny to a youngster but so old and not funny to an adult but I was ready to laugh out of love for the youngsters attempt at telling an old to me but new to him joke.
His sweet answer was:"To get to You!" I gasped and hugged and thanked him for saying that to/about me...Now,every opportunity I get since then I share with others this to/about him!


22 posted on 02/02/2006 9:22:43 AM PST by Majie Purple
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My youngest daughter said while being tickled...
STOP IT some more, STOP IT some more..
That tickled me no end.. still does..
146 posted on 02/02/2006 7:36:30 PM PST by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole..)
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