To: dutchess
I like this one I received in an email.
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of the Ark. Noah built the Ark and the animals came on it pears. Or how about this one?
Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day but a ball of fire during the night. Or this one:
When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
I really like this one:
Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.
3 posted on
02/01/2006 8:25:28 PM PST by
MamaB
(mom to an Angel)
To: Billie; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; ST.LOUIE1; DollyCali; LadyX; The Mayor; dixie sass; GailA; ...
Kids Say The Darndest Things! You're invited to join in and share pictures of kids, grandkids...or the "stupiddist" stuff they said!!!!" (Plus it's a chance to show off a grandkid LOL)))
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4 posted on
02/01/2006 8:37:24 PM PST by
dutchess
To: MamaB
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of the Ark. Noah built the Ark and the animals came on it pears
Very cute MamaB. Thanks for sharing!!!!
40 posted on
02/02/2006 12:26:52 PM PST by
dutchess
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