White Castle, baby. White Castle.
Oh, yeah.
I haven't lived near one for decades. Have to get by on frozen ones. Not too bad as long as you remember to stick on a good pickle and a generous dollop of ketchup.
There is nothing -- absolutely nothing that is anything like a White Castle. The folks who turn their noses up at them "because they'er so small" have no idea what they're missng.
Size does not equate to quality. For confirmation, consult with your nearest diamond merchant, or caviar vendor, etc. Or, sit down to a sack of White Castles. Yum!