You guys just dismiss everything that is not according to the current ToE thinking.
(I served on a jury once for a quite vicious crime, and I can attest to what you are saying! They tended to question the victim's motives [who was kidnapped, shot and then RAPED!], the DNA evidence and the fact that the money that was stolen from her was not found, 4 days later!)
we still haven't seen that alternative "interpretation" ...
Oh, you have too!
We have yet to see one that actually addresses the evidence. The only ones put forward require us to discard evidence.
If you have one, kindly set it out there for us to see. This sense of secrecy does not become an intellectual pursuit - having to hide ideas hardly speaks well of them.