[Temple Owl]

Where was Ted Kennedy? Didn't see his ugly mug once. Did he skip the SOTU?

I was wondering about the same thing. Maybe he was too drunk to make it.

[ARCADIA]

Maybe he was too drunk to make it.

Perhaps he finally blew a blood vessel.

[Army Air Corps]

"Where was Ted Kennedy? Didn't see his ugly mug once. Did he skip the SOTU?"

There are a number of possibilities. He may have been unconscious on the floor nuzzling Hillary's cankles, or he may have been visiting a used car lot gazing wistfully at the old Oldsmobiles.