And as the Kenyans say, "I'll die before I eat dog food".
They could label it hash and they would die fighting over it.
If I were starving (and it's a well-known and all too obvious fact that I'm not), I'd sure eat it. I find it real hard to get "offended" on an empty stomach.
Many years ago I became acquainted with the owners of a very high quality pet food plant. Their dog and cat foods were actually beef stew, chicken stew, etc. They served it daily in the company lunch room and the workers willingly ate the good hot free lunch. The stuff is still marketed, and I can guarantee you that if I were starving, I'd gladly eat it.