[Dick Bachert]

I seem to recall that toward the end of his life, perhaps trying to cover his ass with God JUST IN THE LIKELY EVENT HE -- DARWIN -- GOT IT WRONG!) even Darwin himself had serious doubts about his earlier theories.

And I really LOVE those periodic TV shows which wind back the imaginary "Big Bang" clock to the event. And (with apologies to Andy Rooney) j'ever notice how they ALWAYS stop that clock at 1 second BEFORE midnight. The reason: These double-domed doubters can't explain what -- or, horrors -- WHO LIT THE FUSE!!!

But we know, don't we?

And someday THEY will, too as they catch a glimpse of HIM waving them buh-bye as they head for the express down car..

[whattajoke]

I seem to recall that toward the end of his life, perhaps trying to cover his ass with God JUST IN THE LIKELY EVENT HE -- DARWIN -- GOT IT WRONG!) even Darwin himself had serious doubts about his earlier theories.

You seem to recall incorrectly. In fact, your recall is so poor, even the leading creationist group (Answers in Genesis) have an article explaining why your recall is very most likely wrong.

They also have a cute list of arguments creationists shouldn't use because even liars like creationists have a limit. Your little Darwin recanting fabrication shows up on this list of arguments NOT to use as well.

Of course, you were simply misled by the pamphlets or websites you visit. However, now that you know better, I won't expect you to use this lie again to further your agenda.

[Dimensio]

even Darwin himself had serious doubts about his earlier theories.

Evidence for this claim?

[Ichneumon]

And I really LOVE those periodic TV shows which wind back the imaginary "Big Bang" clock to the event. And (with apologies to Andy Rooney) j'ever notice how they ALWAYS stop that clock at 1 second BEFORE midnight.

What are you babbling about here? The Big Bang took place at midnight? Or actually a second before then? Ooookay... I've seen a ton of shows on the Big Bang and so forth, and never seen the kind of cartoon presentation you assert.

Try paying more attention next time.