[Reaganesque]

(Heavy Indian accent) Hello! Thank you for calling Dell computers. My name is (fill in American sounding name here), may I help you?

[Banjoguy]

Once they insisted on sending a technician over to my house to replace a sound card...wouldn't send it and let me do it....he smelled very badly of some cheap perfume and needed a shave....turned out it wasn't the sound card and they never figured out the IRQ conflict....took me an hour to get the smell out.