Church Holds Ceremony for Same-Sex Couples

Arlington Connection ^ | January 25, 2006 | Seth Rosen

[maggief]

[MajorityOfOne]

"Unitarian church" is a contradiction in terms.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Door knocking evangelism...

Baptist: 'Hello. This is what the Bible says...'

Evangelical: 'Hello. Where are you going to spend eternity?'

Ecumenical: 'Hello. What do you believe?'

Unitarian: 'Hello. What do I believe?'

[SWAMPSNIPER]

OHMYGOODNESS, maybe it is the best they can do!!

[John O]

Are they guys or girls?

[John O]

I understand that the happy couple is now building a new house out in fairfax using the most modern construction methods. It has no studs at all, just tongue in groove.

[Gopher Broke]

First reaction...sick. But the Unitarian Church has never recognized the Bible and believe everybody gets an automatic pass to heaven....more of a cult than a church.

Sign on a Unitarian Tombstone: ALL DRESSED UP AND NO PLACE TO GO.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness? PEOPLE WHO KNOCK ON DOORS FOR NO APPARENT REASON

Sorry...I could not resist....

[dfwgator]

Unitarian Universalist church, the church that believes in everything, but, nothing in particular!

They are the 'Seinfeld' of religions. A religion about nothing.

[fwdude]

And the preacher stands before the congregation saying, "yada yada yada...."