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To: StarCMC

Good Afternoon troops! Good Afternoon everyone! Gosh, so we talked to the doctor today (I can't believe I just used the word "gosh". What a weird word). He says that what's been happening is that all these different things (such as sinus headaches, changes in temperature and air pressure, certain times of the month, what I've been eating and how long since I ate it, etc) are triggering migraine headaches (which can have a wide range of symptoms) and the migraine headaches are throwing my entire body chemistry completely out of whack (What is a whack and how can you be out of it?) and doing things such as causing mild hypoglycemia and junk. At least I think that's what he said. Anyway, we're shooting for the 13th as my return to school (What an unlucky number!) for half days and then on the 20th I'll go back to school full days and start gym class again. So keep your fingers crossed!

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."


268 posted on 01/30/2006 9:58:46 AM PST by minor49er ("I am not worried about the defecit. It is big enough to care for itself." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: minor49er

Crossing my fingers and saying my prayers for you Minor!!


270 posted on 01/30/2006 10:01:29 AM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: minor49er

Oh -- and your joke was VERY well done!! LOL


271 posted on 01/30/2006 10:03:02 AM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: minor49er

Afternoon Minor! I hope these doctors can get everything in order so you can feel musch better soon!


280 posted on 01/30/2006 10:21:49 AM PST by AZamericonnie (~www.ProudPatriots.org~Operation Valentine's Day~Serving those who serve us!~)
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To: minor49er

Thanks, minor, for the medical update. It must be a relief to finally know what's wrong, and now, hopefully, the doctors can figure out how to control those migraines. So sorry you are having to go through this. Fingers crossed and sending a prayer.

Thanks for today's humor.


442 posted on 01/30/2006 7:28:44 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ Operation Valentines Day~)
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