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1 posted on 01/29/2006 7:15:08 AM PST by nuconvert
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To: nuconvert

One of my favorite humorists.


2 posted on 01/29/2006 7:19:03 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: nuconvert
The practical solution, of course, is for the government to order a mandatory recall of all cars ever made, so that they can be refitted with antennas made from a safer, softer, less-penetrating material, such as cheese.

OMG too funny... I LOVE Dave Barry!

3 posted on 01/29/2006 7:21:14 AM PST by lawgirl (She's more fun than Colorado and more far out than Maine.....)
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To: nuconvert

Brings to mind one of my favorite movie quotes. "Son, you've got a panty on your head".


4 posted on 01/29/2006 7:23:07 AM PST by saganite (The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
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To: Boxsford; Irish Rose; Ditter; kitkat

pong


5 posted on 01/29/2006 7:23:36 AM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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What lesson can we, as motorists, learn from this incident? We can learn that if we are the type of individual who for whatever reason is likely to be driving with women's lingerie wrapped around our head,....

Always use crotchless panties so you can see where you're driving.

8 posted on 01/29/2006 7:27:10 AM PST by Vinnie
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when automobile antennas are rammed way up the noses of actual Tobacco Institute scientists.

A pleasant thought indeed.

10 posted on 01/29/2006 7:32:20 AM PST by Hardastarboard (Bush spied so that no one died.)
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To: nuconvert
(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published on Aug. 13, 1995.)

Bummer you left that out ... I thought for a moment he was back on the job. But it is good to read these oldies but goodies. Hey, when is "talk like a pirate day"?

11 posted on 01/29/2006 8:01:02 AM PST by NonValueAdded (What ever happened to "Politics stops at the water's edge?")
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To: nuconvert

Dave Barry, Libertarian:
http://reason.com/barry.shtml


18 posted on 01/29/2006 10:49:30 AM PST by traviskicks (http://www.neoperspectives.com/israel_palestine_conflict.htm)
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