ALF threatens all out war against Oxford students

The Sunday Times (UK) ^ | 1/29/2006 | Jon Ungoed-Thomas and Nick Fielding

[1066AD]

Hopefully they will be treated as the terrosists they are. I believe the equivalent group in the US is now on the FBI's terrorist list.

[Bluegrass Conservative]

I'm sure his comedy is better than most Oxford students'. :-)

[mwyounce]

Hide your cats!

[Texas_Jarhead]

ALF = terrorists on behalf of animals

[Zeppo]

The parallels between leftist envirofascist groups such as ALF and Islamofascist groups and states are striking, aren't they? This threat is exactly what we have come to expect from Islamic clerics who, in their madness, assert that (first Jewish, and then American) women and children, and civilians in general, are to be treated as enemy combatants and are no different from soldiers...

[Emmett McCarthy]

So he's the head of a terrorist organization now, huh? And I thought things had gone bad for Danny Bonaduce!

[Mr. Mojo]

....activists have for the first time threatened violence against all staff and students at Oxford university

Start with taking on the wrestling and rugby teams.

I'd pay to watch.

[M203M4]

ALF just declared open season on ALL of its members. Wipe them out.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

If the ALF makes good on their threats, hopefully the students and staff will get their guns and shoot these idiots.

Oh, that's right, law-abiding people have no guns in England. How 'bout that.

[Ptarmigan]

I smell a terrorist.

[Threepwood]

"Last July the ALF claimed responsibility for an arson attack on a boat house belonging to Hertford College. It is also claiming responsibility for vandalising the property of an Oxford firm of architects which works for the university."

They've burned a houseboat, and vandalised a building. We're really dealing with the "A" team here. The only problem, of course, with crap terrorists is that they can get better. I would recommend sorting something out before that point.

[USS Alaska]

Fun watching the canabalistic alf 



  

[USS Alaska]

cannibalistic

[FormerACLUmember]

I dunno. These "animal rights" dudes look perfectly sane and harmless to me. Yep, nothing to worry about from these well-adjusted folks.

[Mr. Jazzy]

The one and only Gordon Schumway of Melmac.








(Why on earth do I remember crap that this?)

[Thombo2]

These eco-freeks are a danger to themselves and society.Lock em up before they hurt someone.

[Fruitbat]

Cats will naturally be the featured animal du jour.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

I've got to hand it to the Brits; when they're serious they don't mess around.

[NordP]

Agreed. I LOVED ALF! They should have chosen DIFFERENT initials!

[mwyounce]

(Why on earth do I remember crap that this?)

Okay, do you remember what his girlfriend's name, back on Melmac, was?