[PAR35]

I'll work on it a paraphrase:

'Three Muslim fathers have demanded that the teachers in a Linz elementary school be required to wear head scarves. In response, one national school official has demanded a ban on head scarves in schools. Another official has labeled the demands unacceptable. '

'The facility is considered an 'integration school' where 3/4 of the students aren't native German speakers. A teacher has written a letter of complaint on behalf of her colleagues to the administrators. She has identified 3 fanatical Muslim fathers - 2 Bosnians and one Chechen who have demanded:

-all the teachers wear head coverings
-students not be publicly admonished
-that the students not be required to address the teachers with the respectful 'you' (Sie) because women don't deserve it.
-students not be required to sing in public since that is prostitution
-teachers not be allowed to ask why girls aren't participating in swimming'

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I started reading, thinking it had to be Scappleface. Then hoping it was Scrappleface. Then praying it was Scrappleface. Too bad..............