OJ is getting the Gym...
Kato Kaelin is getting the Rec Center
Judge Ito is getting the cafeteria
Marsha Clark is getting the library
:)
Nicole is getting a plot in the garden.
Barry Scheck gets the science lab
Alan Dershowitz gets the media center
A.C. Cowlings gets the guidance counselor's office
the late Robert Kardashian gets the janitor's closet
and
F. Lee Bailey gets either the detention room, or the boiler room where the janitor hides his booze
Imagine the scenario if OJ had taken the stand.
OJ: "Now look here sisters, I didn't kill them crackers."
Prosecuter Clark: "Your honor, I object."
OJ: "Now you see what I mean sisters, you see how them cracker women talk. I never should have married one in the first place, sisters. This whole thing is all her fault."