[JoeSixPack1]

Morse Code makes you stutter.
CB Radio makes you speak with a southern drawl.
TV makes you look fat.
Cell phones make your brain tilt.
Microwave ovens make you sterile.
AM radio makes you speak Spanish.
The Internet forces you to view porno.
Bluetooth wireless forces creative passwords.

[ZinGirl]

and FreeRepublic makes you....?

;)