What I want to know is how he can cast a no vote when he is in Switzerland?
Thanks to your posing that excellent question, I just figured this out.
Kerry is afraid to sit in the Senate. He might catch "cooties" from his side of the aisle.
Kerry avoids Senate duties
(Afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties.)
He knows he's elected
But instead he's selected
To put on his Swiss-made ski booties.