[kiriath_jearim]

"Say what you will about water pistols, but it takes real b@lls to hunt big game with one."

***
How true! I've hunted big fuzzy-wuzzies with them, and never bagged one yet. However, because I have been fuzzy-wuzzied almost to death, I gave up the sport altogether.

[Riley]

*squit* *squit* *squit*

CHOMP!

(Silence returns to the Plains of the Serengeti)

[Old Seadog]

"So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan; You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man; An' 'ere's to you, Fuzzy-Wuzzy, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'air -- You big black boundin' beggar -- for you broke a British square!"
Kipling