I get the feeling old Orca is voting against?
LOL...dang, you ruined the surprise!! I was on the edge of my seat!
Ya think?!?
Someone needs to write another kiddie book about a dog to compete with Teddy's book. The new book should feature a bloodhound brought to the scene of a young woman's suffocation death in an auto. The driver is missing, so the bloodhound tracks him down. The hound leads the cops right up to Teddy, who's found on the phone, pleading to his lawyers and political advisors to find someone to take the fall for him.
That would be the first part of the story. The second part would be the inquest into the crime. Teddy would demand all kinds of special considerations on the grounds that he's rich and a member of a powerful political family. But Gruff the Crime Dog shows up and demands that Teddy be treated just like any ordinary citizen would, citing the principle of equal justice under the law. Judge Alito slams down his gavel and sends Teddy off to Sing Sing. A German Shepherd police dog urinates on Ted as he arrives at his cell, where he finds his cell mate to be a butch, muscular homosexual.