Ted in mourning.
Posted on 01/24/2006 8:36:52 AM PST by presidio9
Ted Kennedy's alleged love child, Christopher Allen, appears to have corroborated The National Enquirer's claim that he's the son of the senator. The tab was unable to get the 21-year-old to talk last week, but he told us in an E-mail: "It is kinda shocking to finally find out who my real father is." Asked about the photo Wonkette.com posted of him, he said, "I don't remember taking a picture but then again, I have the classic Kennedy drinking problem." Sen. Kennedy's office has branded the Enquirer story "irresponsible fiction." …
Oh lord. I recommend getting him fixed.
"TEDDY, UNPROTECTED: Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-Mass.), whose alleged 21-year-old love child was just outed by The National Enquirer, probably wishes he still had the secret back-channel relationship he once enjoyed with the supermarket tabloid. According to L.A. investigator Paul Barresi, who's writing "Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned," an account of his life and times in the tabloid-celebrity underbelly, The Enquirer used to soften scandalous Kennedy items in return for access and info. Says a tabloid insider familiar with The Enquirer: "Back in the old days, Kennedy's brother-in-law Steve Smith [who died in 1990] used to be The Enquirer's contact with the Kennedy family. He worked out a pragmatic compromise in which he agreed to provide information, as long as the paper backed away from the more lurid speculation." Alas, no more."
This stuff is priceless.
I don't usually go in for schadenfreude, but anything that can make the "swimmer" unhappy makes me happy.
If there is a U.S. public figure more deplorable, I haven't seen him, or her.
He needs to sue and get his back child support ASAP.
I don't know what limitations is, but it probably runs from age 18 or 21.
Yes, but has he ever killed any of his girlfriends?
But, Ted quit the OWL club.....that should count for somethin.
I mean so the Kennedy contamination of the gene pool will..ahh forget it, there's probably no way to end the scourge.
Interesting story: I just tried to find a picture of HRC with Fatso. No matter what keywords I used, there were none to be found. It's almost like HRC has made a conscious effort to disassociate herself from the one Senator who votes more consistently to the left and has a worse public image than she does.
I was wondering if anyone was going to ask the kid if it was true, instead of just letting a Kennedy flak be the last word. But wait, it sounds like the kid just found out himself. I guess it's the Mom who has the story. Teddy's strategy is to deny it. Wonder how long that can last if its true?
“The only time I'd seen Kennedy before was at a campaign stop in 1979 when he'd been seeking the Democratic presidential nomination. He might have won, but I realized at the party that it would have been a terrible thing because he was the drunkest human being I had ever encountered in my life, and chances were that it hadn't just started that night. Sure, he already had this reputation, but it was a vague reputation, all myth and gossip, while the intoxicated wreck in front of me was as vivid and specific as a car wreck. How many thousands of times, I wondered, had such behavior as I was witnessing been quietly countenanced by journalists, and how much other wild, scary stuff pertaining to other movers and shakers who had a shot at ruling the free world, say, had they deftly slipped into their back pockets in return for the right to attend such parties as this one?”
Meanwhile, if Bush had a 21 year old love child, the Donkey hypocrites would be saying it was an impeachable offense.
Nah, just give him a car, just make sure no one else is riding with him.
Agreed.....with the possible exception of Hitlery.
Ted in mourning.
WARNING: The Kennedy Love Child Page contains very foul language and images.
Personally I'm getting sick of hearing this little bastard referred to as a "love child."
Education: High school
Income: $30,000 to $45,000
Time to hit dear ol' dad up for some more $$$$.
No, actually I found that one originally, but I disqualified it. She is not next to him, she is not looking at him, and they are not the only people in the picture. Try finding the two of them together.
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