[StACase]

...so humans and chimpos are more closely related to each other than either is to the gorilla.

That's the load of crap I disagree with. Especially when the liberals start claiming we are most closely related to bonobos as they are doing if you read some of the other posts. And as I point out, it is politically driven. Bononbos are promiscuous, which is why the liberals love them and want to prove we are descended from them. The academic versions of Mary Mapes and Dan Rather are out there lying their respective PHD asses off in order to prove it.

[Oztrich Boy]

Why does it always come down to sex with you people?

It's got nothing to do with sex, or your delusional conspiracy of scientists.
You are simply choosing to ignore dNA evidence for the easy "if the glove don't fit you must acquit" (Hey there was a conspiracy against OJ too, maybe you're on something)

[Right Wing Professor]

Especially when the liberals start claiming we are most closely related to bonobos as they are doing if you read some of the other posts. And as I point out, it is politically driven. Bononbos are promiscuous, which is why the liberals love them and want to prove we are descended from them.

We are just as closely related to chimps as to bonobos. But why let facts get in the way of a good moronic rant, eh?