It's got nothing to do with sex, or your delusional conspiracy of scientists.
You are simply choosing to ignore dNA evidence for the easy "if the glove don't fit you must acquit" (Hey there was a conspiracy against OJ too, maybe you're on something)
"on" = "onto"
I asked myself the question, "Why do the liberals want to claim Bonobos as our closest reletive on the tree of evolution?" and that's what I come up with. I know they are not our closest relative, see the analogies I've posted, so I know the DNA studies are most likely fudged in order to fit a preconceived hypothesis.