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Mark Steyn: The Celtic canary in the UK's coal mine
The Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | 01/24/06 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 01/23/2006 2:56:16 PM PST by Pokey78

I am tempted to use that failed bottlenose rescue as a metaphor for poor old Britain. By "bottlenose", I don't mean Charles Kennedy, although the Liberal Democrats' leadership race is not without its forlorn symbolism, too. Rather, like that whale, Britain is a magnificent creature, but looking ever more beached by the tides of history and floundering for a way back into safe waters.

For example, consider the following headline from the Scotsman the other week: "Teaching jobs in doubt as pensioners set to outnumber pupils by 2009."

This was a story by Peter MacMahon, the paper's "Scottish Government Editor", and it begins thus: "Scotland's demographic time bomb will explode in three years, when the number of pensioners north of the Border overtakes the number of children in school, the Executive has been warned."

Seems straightforward enough: the country's demographic death spiral is accelerating faster than expected. And, as far as the Scotsman is concerned, the alarming thing about this development is that it could put cushy state teaching jobs "in doubt".

For crying out loud, man, get a grip. It puts every job "in doubt". It puts the continued existence of your country "in doubt". And it means the Scottish National Party is going through the motions: nobody needs a Scottish nation if there are no more Scottish nationals. See you, Jimmeh? Not for much longer.

Indeed, the remarkable feature of contemporary Scottish nationalism is that it has achieved all the features of a failed nation state without achieving the status of a nation state. "Teaching jobs" are the least of it. And doubtless the unions will see to it that, even when there is only one wee scrawny bairn left in the whole of Scotland, platoons of teachers will still be manning abandoned elementary schools across the kingdom. The jobs-for-life public-sector employee stood on the burning deck whence all the boys had fled.

With half the annual births it had in the 1950s and a population on the brink of falling below five million, Scotland has become a minor member of the axis of extinction: Germany, Japan, Russia - once great nations now recording net population loss. In its general approach to economic reality, not to mention the physical health of its population, Scotland is closer to the Russian end of the picture than to the German-Japanese end.

How did this happen? Almost everywhere you go on the planet, the great institutions of this world were built by Scots, from the Canadian Pacific Railway to the Hong Kong & Shanghai Bank. Where is the spirit of Mel McGibson in Braveheart?

"Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live…at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take…OUR FREEDOM!"

But it is all more complicated than that. The modern Scot is prepared to fight - or, at any rate, strike - but only for the right to die in his bed on a government pension. In fact, one of the small signs of the country's woes is the byline of Peter MacMahon's Scotsman story. It is apparently possible to make a career in Scottish journalism as a "Scottish Government Editor", which in itself tells you something about the Scottish state.

What can be done to save Scotland? The Scottish Executive would like Scotland to have control of its own immigration, as the province of Quebec does. Quebec's collapsed birth rate has also cost it its dreams of nationhood and, like Scotland, it looked to immigration to save it, since when it has attracted a lively range of jihadist cells for whom Montreal offers the advantage of being a terrorist-indulgent neighbourhood only a stone's throw - or a bomb's - from the Great Satan's border. As the estate agents say, it is location, location, location. Glasgow has no such unique selling point.

Where are the immigrants going to come from? The birth rate is falling everywhere but the pre-modern world, ie, Africa and large swaths of Islam. Assuming that a talented Indian wished to leave his own land, which has the fastest-growing middle class in the world, why would he eschew America or Australia in order to go to Aberdeen and spend his working life supporting the elderly unsackable hordes of superfluous primary-school teachers?

The Muslims do their bit to keep the classrooms full. Abu Hamza, one notes, has seven children, all British subjects, although none inclined to go north, young man. But, in a world running out of emigrants, that is where any policy based on immigration leads: a future in which Scotland achieves nationhood as North Yemen.

Scotland is the canary in the United Kingdom's coal mine, but, given that three of the four component parts of the realm are mired in the same bloated, dead-end dependency culture, it would be foolish for the English to assume they won't get stuck with the bill for a Celtic fringe decaying into a long-term geriatric hospice. I doubt any Scot with an eye to electoral viability would want to run on anything that smacked of American conservatism, but surely they could at least learn something from Ireland, where, you will recall, Braveheart was filmed. They could have shot it in Scotland, but the Scots are too busy shooting themselves.

The other day Esko Aho - oh, come on, you remember, the former Finnish prime minister - presented a report to the European Commission that, in essence, read like a three-year-old Steyn column with an expenses budget: successful companies are abandoning the EU because it is becoming an irrelevant, sclerotic, statist backwater, etc.

Europe, says Mr Aho, is "living a moderately comfortable life on slowly declining capital. This society, averse to risk and reluctant to change, is in itself alarming, but it is also unsustainable in the face of rising competition from other parts of the world. For many citizens without work or in less-favoured regions, even the claim to comfort is untrue."

That is the point. On the present course, everywhere will wind up like Scotland. Mrs Thatcher liked to say that "the facts of life are conservative". Having declined to endorse that proposition in the Eighties, the Scots will be learning it far more painfully in the years ahead.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: britain; canary; england; eurabia; greatbritain; marksteyn; scotland; steyn; uk; unitedkingdom; wales
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To: Pokey78
I guess we now know what Scotsmen have under their kilts...

Nothing!

21 posted on 01/23/2006 3:53:40 PM PST by F-117A
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To: Tax-chick

Hope springs eternal.


22 posted on 01/23/2006 3:55:02 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: NZerFromHK; shaggy eel

<< New Zealand is majority British descent (that is, English. "We" [Recent immigrants] don't have too many Scots descents apart from the Otago region) and hey, New Zealanders love the welfare state to death. >>

Bullshit.

New Zealand was created and built on their own and some [A few] every-bit-as-noble Maoris [And one Wairarapa Moriori's] piled-up balls, by Celts.

The bulk of the bloody English - including, apparently some of their cheap and poor Hong-Kong-cloned Xerox copies and facsimiles - came late. [Mostly post-Britain's-WW-II Singapore-like series of surrenders -- and a couple post-its-June 1997 Hong Kong re-run!]

And, in the inimitable English way of doing things - immediately he disembarked from his Celtic-New-Zealander-taxpayer-subsidised Ten Pound Ship every single one of the disgruntled, ne'er-do-well, idle bastards became a bloody union shop steward - and has since -- and especially since all the Celts moved to Australia and to the United States to escape all and every whining Limey -- totally f****ed it all up.


23 posted on 01/23/2006 4:04:07 PM PST by Brian Allen (How arrogant are we to believe our career political-power-lusting lumpen somehow superior to theirs?)
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To: Pokey78

Thanks for your ping, pokes.


24 posted on 01/23/2006 4:14:36 PM PST by Brian Allen (How arrogant are we to believe our career political-power-lusting lumpen somehow superior to theirs?)
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To: colorado tanker

LOL. Great movie.


25 posted on 01/23/2006 4:19:36 PM PST by jalisco555 ("The right to bear weapons is the right to be free." A. E. Van Vogt)
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To: Pokey78
I doubt any Scot with an eye to electoral viability would want to run on anything that smacked of American conservatism, but surely they could at least learn something from Ireland...

Ireland has one of the freest economies, most robust economic growth, and not coincidentally, the highest Birth Rates in Europe.

26 posted on 01/23/2006 4:24:20 PM PST by Plutarch
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To: Pokey78

After three or four years of reading this guy you think I'd get used to it, but Steyn still bowls me over with regularity. As usual he knocks it out of the park with the wit and wicked scarcasm we are all used to. I guess when the facts are on your side It's easy to be a killer smarta**. LONG LIVE STEYN!!


27 posted on 01/23/2006 4:24:43 PM PST by joebuck
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To: Pokey78

All true!!


28 posted on 01/23/2006 4:44:32 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Pokey78
Bummer. I'm so glad my Scottish ancestors left for a better life in the Carolinas
29 posted on 01/23/2006 4:50:12 PM PST by PogySailor (Semper Fi to the 3/1 H&S Company in Haditha.)
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To: Pokey78

Thank you 3!


30 posted on 01/23/2006 4:54:52 PM PST by UnklGene
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To: colorado tanker
"Every sperm is sa-a-a-a-acred, every sperm is great..."

LOVE that movie!

31 posted on 01/23/2006 4:56:52 PM PST by FierceDraka ("Sure as I know anything, I know this: I aim to misbehave." - Capt. Mal Reynolds)
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To: Pokey78
Celtic Canaries
32 posted on 01/23/2006 4:58:37 PM PST by UnklGene
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To: FierceDraka

LOL! Great song!


33 posted on 01/23/2006 5:05:58 PM PST by colorado tanker (I can't comment on things that might come before the Court, but I can tell you my Pinochle strategy)
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To: colorado tanker

Where is that from?


34 posted on 01/23/2006 5:08:31 PM PST by expatpat
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To: lawnguy
"We may be getting to a point where countries will be competing aggressively for fertile immigrants. "Come to Scotland we'll give you more goodies"

I don't think such a policy will ever work. The point in having a high birth rate is to get a bunch of tax dollars from the newbies to pay for the welfare subsidies of the oldies.

But if you have to spend too much to lure in the newbies, then you don't have any left over to give to the oldies. This is what is happening in France where all of the subsidies they do give out (including paying moms to stay at home to take care of their kids) is still less than what most women want to forsake a career. Any more money spent and it will be a wash.

The only potential way out I see is a free market where it is possible to die in poverty. Some people will have kids just to maks sure there is someone to take care of them in their old age.

35 posted on 01/23/2006 5:14:02 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: Pokey78; All
Where are the immigrants going to come from?

Miss Europe, may I introduce you to Senor Mexico?

36 posted on 01/23/2006 5:16:41 PM PST by aculeus
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To: Tax-chick; billorites

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I wish I was one half the snide bastard that Steyn is.

>>Oh, I've seen you approach 40%, on a really good day ...

I'll have to follow his posts more carefully, if they are that good.

I've often said, I wish I could write 1/10th as well as Steyn.


37 posted on 01/23/2006 5:26:04 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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To: FreedomPoster

Billorites gets off a one-liner sometimes that's reminiscent of Steyn's.


38 posted on 01/23/2006 5:34:37 PM PST by Tax-chick (“Oh, that alters the case. Whatever General Lee says is all right, I don’t care what it is.”)
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To: Pokey78

There'll be a second round of Clearances soon - only the lairds will be speaking Arabic this time...


39 posted on 01/23/2006 5:50:37 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval")
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To: Pokey78
The other day Esko Aho - oh, come on, you remember, the former Finnish prime minister - presented a report to the European Commission that, in essence, read like a three-year-old Steyn column with an expenses budget

I always knew that Aho was laughable. I didn't know he was funny, too!

40 posted on 01/23/2006 5:53:11 PM PST by irv
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