One semester in college I took Political Science. We had the lecture class M W F at 8:50 AM and the discussion section at 7:35 two days a week.
There was this 50ish Union-brainwashed nutcase in my discussion class and every morning he would stand up, sing Clinton's praises and go on about the "damn Republicans and that g--damn Gingrich" (this was 1996) and one morning I had had it. The prof was actually fairly conservative, but the discussions usually leaned left as about 70% of the students who actually talked were libs.
I was in college, so cut me some slack here-I came to class hung over one morning and was NOT in the mood for liberal bellyaching. This guy stood up and started talking about something and said "see, I'm a Democrat..." and paused for a minute. Right at that moment, not even realizing what I said, I blurted out:
"Yeah...that's a real f**king surprise!! Next thing you know you're gonna tell us your a Yoon-Yun (emphasised) man too!" and then I snickered.
The entire class, even most of the libs and the professor, were ROLLING in laughter...
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