Film Critic Roger Ebert Declares War On Schlussel (And Ann Coulter (CWF Blondes Rule Alert)

Debbie Schlussel.com ^ | 01/19/06 | Debbie Schlussel

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It's official. ROGER EBERT HAS DECLARED WAR ON ME (and Ann Coulter, too).

Check this out. My movie reviews must be getting to movie critic, Roger Ebert.

Ebert and I have had it out over his buddy, Islamic terrorist, Ibrahim Parlak (here and here). He even cited me in one of his movie reviews, in response.

But now Roger Ebert has posted this on his website. It's written by RogerEbert.com movie reviewer, Jim Emerson. Even though I appreciate the exposure--not to mention the ire of all things Ebert, including people and fans--I think I should ask my lawyers if quoting extensively from NINE of my movie reviews violates my copyright, since it's well more than fair use.

But, at least, Ebert and company quoted me accurately. I stand by each and every movie review to which they refer, even the excerpts they posted--which I must say are good representations of what I wrote about those films.

Roger Ebert Gives Mighty Thumbs Down to Conservative Film Critic Debbie Schlussel

So does this mean Ann and I can now have our own movie review show? I guarantee we'd rival Ebert and Roeper in the ratings. People get tired of hearing two middle-aged liberal dudes wax ad absurdum about the merits of Million Dollar Kevorkian and Yasser Shlemielberg's Munich.

Ebert and Emerson have a couple of things wrong: 1) I have NEVER "smooched O'Reilly's rear". To the contrary on that. 2) As much as they like using the theme song from "The Patty Duke Show," Ann and I don't look alike at all. She's about a foot taller than me. I'm only 5'2".

But it's nice to see that like Today's USA today, Ebert and Jim, too, have declared war on White Blonde Women. Well, at least liberals are consistent. And monotone.

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I'd love to see Debbie Schlussel and Ann Coulter host a movie critic show together. As they say conservative white female blondes rule! Bring it on!!!

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[Darkwolf377]

The annoying Schlussel trying to work up some publicity.

Sorry, Debbie, we think Michelle, Laura and Ann are babes AND they write and say interesting things. You're just blonde.

[Borges]

The actual article is here...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1561192/posts

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Debbie and Ann are blondes. They're smarter than all the liberals put together and classier, too. By the time the Left figures out why beautiful women are conservative, it'll be too late for them to make a comeback. Ssh, just don't clue Ebert in. ;-)

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[Clint N. Suhks]

FYI

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1561192/posts

[Borges]

Ebert used to be a genuinely terrific film critic. He's declined quite a bit in the last 10 years or so. Still great writing about older films though.

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Pfft. Liberals couldn't hold a candle to conservatives when it comes to having an original thought and all they can do is resort to ridicule. Yeah, that's commanding the culture. ROFL!

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[PzLdr]

I'd rather see them hot oil wrestle.

[Darkwolf377]

Ebert doesn't seem to like women very much.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

The show would kill hollywood.

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It would get better ratings than "Extreme Makeover." But given the mindset of Hollywood, it will never happen.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[Reagan Man]

Roger Ebert is fat rat sob.

The best movie critic I know, is me.

[MarkeyD]

[netmilsmom]

Oh I don't know, I read the original article and loved what Debbie wrote.

She didn't make the connection between herself and Ann, the replacement for the dead critic did.

[frankenMonkey]

fat roger? of porno-film fame?
you becha!

[RushLake]

I would count it an honor if Ebert didn't like me.

[xcamel]

"By the time the Left figures out why beautiful women are conservative, it'll be too late for them to make a comeback."

It's the only think keeping liberals in the shallow end of the gene pool.

[Darkwolf377]

My point is she's using this silly comment from some nobody on the Ebert site to work up some publicity. I've yet to read one of her columns that's as good as Laura, Ann or Michelle on their worst day. Just my opinion of course. I'm sure some enjoy her.

[Choose Ye This Day]

She seems really stuck on herself, and a major attention-seeker.

I don't think I've read anything interesting she has written.