One prostitute told the FBI a pimp brought her to Chicago from Hawaii and when she got here, Kimmel cleaned her teeth.
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Wasn't this an episode of "Two and a Half Men"?
"No sir, I can assure you, the drilling will not be painful at all. Unless you pay extra."
Think he's related to Jimmy?
One prostitute told the FBI a pimp brought her to Chicago from Hawaii and when she got here, Kimmel cleaned her teeth.
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He fixed their teeth and sold sex.. woo woo
But.... he didn't care when the girls got beat up and he even encouraged it. For that, he should be cremated while still breathing.
Boy, this dentist sure is enterprising...I think.
Unless they can get them on income tax evasion, there's not much they can do about it, no laws broken. Isn't America Great!!!
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The women were 17 to 20, possibly younger, and often had bruises on their faces or a tooth missing "apparently from being recently punched in the mouth," according to a criminal complaint.
But prostitution is just a "no-victim" crime. What right does the government have telling women what they can or can not do with their bodies. It is a business relationship between two consenting adults...
"Bizarre"?
"Sex"?
"Dentist"?
OH yeah. ISHP.
Why is Mr. Lobotsky getting so much dental work done this year? He's never been out of the office for problems like that before?!
Didn't they make a movie about this back in '82?
"Ya know, Chuck...this doesn't sound like such a bad idea. I mean, think about it for a second..."
What kind of a dentist would put a picture like THAT up on his website? Very bizarre.
Let's hope he effectively sterilized his dental equipment. I would feel REAL uncomfortable if my kids sat in his chair.
When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...
You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.
"Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque."
"Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!"
"He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good."
"Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?"
"Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!"
"Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!"
I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I'm your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though then tell me I'm mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
"Oh, Momma..."
'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!
"Say ahh..."
"Say AHhhh..."
"Say AAARRRHHHH!!!"
"Now Spit!"
Just Rubber Dam.
Didn't read it but joining the words bizarre and dentist in the same sentence isn't exactly news.
