Posted on 01/18/2006 6:58:55 PM PST by minus_273
It's kinda fun writing these things. LOL
Hmmmm. My name is Charles (Chuck) Norris. I just let him use it. No relations that I can come up with. My family is from the Chicago area.
But don't get me mad.....
"If an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life, you might be a red-neck".
Already posted:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1531841/posts
Okay, I have to say, I don't get it.
I watched Walker, Texas Ranger as a kid. I loved that show.
However, I wonder why there are Chuck Norris jokes all over the net.
It seems to be a pretty recent development, but especially among high school and college students, Chuck Norris jokes are a big deal. Pretty odd it seems to me. I know in Facebook and similar groups there are tons of Chuck Norris groups etc.
I wonder why Chuck Norris is becoming so popular now in jokeland when there weren't these jokes that I knew of (at least they weren't as popular five years ago).
Heck, now it has hit FR!
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
# When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Dude, you're a year behind. Get with the program, man! Welcome to 2006, when its cool to talk about Chuck Norris. ;)
Indeed.
LOL
I use to See Norris in torrance at the T house resturant in the late 70's and found out he was a nice guy but he was a big time cross dresser
remarkable, that is for sure. Now there are celebrity jokes and pictures of Norris on collegehumor.com.
Craziness.
I would like some information on how and why these jokes spread like this when other jokes have not. It would be fascinating!
Funny stuff!
BTW, Dick Cheney has a similar site devoted to him.
He is a great Christian and conservative...and a man with a sense of humor in that he at least found some of these funny.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once spoke at a women's convention. He made them all climax simply by saying "hoo-yah."
thanks for the link. Note to self...watch later
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