Jesus favours rock on His iPod

The Register ^ | Tuesday January 17, 2006 | Lester Haines

[Revolting cat!]

Dumb, dumb, dumb! You know exactly what Jesus would listen too!

[Petronski]

Personally, I think of Jesus as being a Skynyrd fan.

"Freebird!"

It's a natural!

[ApplegateRanch]

Thanks.

You might like my last one, too.

Islam is an STD (Satanically Transmitted Disease) that it is spread via unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.

[killjoy]

I highly doubt Jesus would be narcissistic enough to want to listen to Christian music. I could see him listening to CCR or the Doors. I don't think the Eagles would be on his playlist since Don Henley is the Anti-Christ.

[Mr. Mojo]

I don't think even Jesus wouldlisten to Christian rock...

Not if he had any taste (although Bob Dylan's three "Born Again" albums are pretty darn good).

But I bet he'd like funky gospel with a heavy dose of Hammond B3 organ.

[Paleo Conservative]

Have you heard Barbara Streisand butcher Jingle Bells?

[Revolting cat!]

Don't scare me before I go to bed!

[jackieaxe]

WWJHOHI? What would Jesus have on his Ipod?

My guesses:
-One of Us by Joan Osborne
-Stairway to Heaven by Dolly Parton

and he's waiting for the "Flying Nun" podcasts contract to signed with Apple and its syndication company.