Ted Kennedy: The Joke that Keeps on Giving

CH Journal ^ | Jan 17, 2006 | Mike Bates

[WatchYourself]

Teddie seems more like the burrito that just keeps on giving.

And Teddy probably didn't know it was satire, he doesn't prepare anything that he says...

[WatchYourself]

He's too sexy for his shirt

[Emmett McCarthy]

Musta been one of those Karl Rove operatives that slipped that into his stack, huh?

[WatchYourself]

[Ben Mugged]

[pankot]

This would be the future of the Democratic Party? Fat, Lazy, sleazy, and stupid.

[Palladin]

I have to wonder if some of his more bitter (female) staffers are feeding him this stuff just to make him look more ridiculous than he already is.

[Dante3]

What's this about Teddy quitting his all-male club? Seems too little too late.

[pointsal]

Golly sakes my sides hurt from laughter....

[Lekker 1]

Hey...didn't he play for the Packers?

[Cyber Liberty]

I thought this was a joke:

So intrigued by the citation was Kennedy that he placed it on his official Senate Web site.

I went to his website. It's there. I still don't believe it. It's like his staff is just ramming stuff into a scanner and calling it gold.

[WatchYourself]

I DEMAND that Ted Kennedy RESIGN

I DEMAND it..

*This message has been brought to you by Concerned Citizens for the Daily Demanding of Democratic Resignations (that's all left-wingers do, why not me?

[Lucky2]

It's amazing that this fat, tub of crap keeps getting elected. He's a joke and is making a joke of the idiots who vote for him!

[Cyber Liberty]

Naw, leave 'im in. Only helps us, really. Bork was his high-water mark (stop laughing. Now!) I am upset, though, at the way he hurt Mrs. Alito.

I know why she cried (well, I bet), and it's that bloated fool.

[Spiff]

Why didn't Alito pick up on it and say, simply, "It's satire, Senator. You do know what that is, don't you?"

[jaydubya2]

"Earlier this month, he told reporters Judge Alito had been “influenced by the Goldwater presidency.” Isn’t that just like the fun loving prankster, pretending that Barry, who lost in a landslide, had actually been elected?"

[Cyber Liberty]

Like the title of the article says....

[chiefqc]

"Look on the dock, It's a whale, it's a blimp. No it just the fat murdering drunk teddie".

[Malesherbes]

Seriously folks, while we're at it, I sure would like to know more about the off-short trust where Kennedy keeps his wealth to avoid paying taxes.

[PROSOUTH]

Gosh I wish Teddy would run for president! Just think of all the fun we had with Kerry and how much more fun we would have if Teddy ran! Run Teddy Run!!!!!!