Don't answer that...it's none of my business.
Titus 2:3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.
If I was preggers, it'd be an unwanted miracle; however, I WAS in the kitchen, making dinner, several hours ago. I actually spend quite a lot of time in the kitchen.
Do slippers count? I'm barefooted inside my slippers. :-)