[Full Court]

Why aren't you in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant like a good woman should be.

Titus 2:3  The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;

4  That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,

5  To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

[nopardons]

Alas and alack...I've been found out! *sigh*

But I'm NOT thrilled about being called "aged"! :-(

[CWOJackson]

How positively Old Testiment...but why should a guy complain. Woman, get me some coffee...now.