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Tell-tale parrot exposes cheating girlfriend
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Posted on 01/17/2006 8:32:11 AM PST by doc30

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To: texas_mrs

We also have 3 cats. The bird knows each one by name and will talk to them, too. Sometimes, he gets to sit on the kitchen island near where the cats have their food (to keep it away from the dog). The cats hop right up and sit next to Trevor. No problems. Birds and cats seem to ignore each other. But my wife greets the cats by saying "HI" and the cat's name. Bird says the same thing and in her voice when a cat comes visiting. Recently, he's been saying 'you're annoying' in my wife's voice. She's been studying like crazy and the bird can be a major distraction while I'm at work. He says it when my wife starts talking excitedly. He then laughs when we start laughing at him. It seems he has a sense of humor. One day, he said "dirty bird" did his business on my leg, hopped onto the floor and started laughing. I think he does have a sense of humor and will play jokes on you.


21 posted on 01/17/2006 9:24:12 AM PST by doc30 (Democrats are to morals what and Etch-A-Sketch is to Art.)
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To: zeugma

You must be talking about Alex. He is a well studied bird and has documented exactly how smart they are. Somce scientists are beginning to think they are one of *the* most intelligent animals on earth, aside from humans. Everything from context speech to manipulating tools and incredibly dexterous feet and beaks seems to indicate this. Mine will even hold a spoon and eat nicely out of it.


22 posted on 01/17/2006 9:27:15 AM PST by doc30 (Democrats are to morals what and Etch-A-Sketch is to Art.)
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To: doc30
We had a parrot that had what we called "tea parties". Complete two-way conversations with itself that sounded like a muffled party in the next room.

A little chatter then chuckles and more chatter and then laughter and then a response -- this would go on and on. Like a cocktail party in the next room.

23 posted on 01/17/2006 9:35:50 AM PST by turbocat
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To: doc30

My sister has two cockatiels, which are nowhere near as smart as African greys, of course. I am hesitant to buy a parrot because they live for decades, and I don't think it would be fair to buy one and then have to get rid of it for some reason down the road. Plus my sister's cockatiels get cranky in mating season and when they're molting. Not such a big deal with cockatiels, but some of those larger parrots could do a lot of damage biting you. Do you have trouble with aggressiveness with your bird?


24 posted on 01/17/2006 9:35:58 AM PST by ahayes
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To: doc30
Yup. Alex rocks. kinda makes you think how smart other animals might be if they could more easily interact with us. My cat certainly has a mind of her own. She understands more english than she's willing to let on about.

I wish I had the time to dedicate to a bird like that. The Wife really isn't into birds though my cat seems to think they'd be tasty. I guess its for the best. :-)

25 posted on 01/17/2006 9:37:57 AM PST by zeugma (Warning: Self-referential object does not reference itself.)
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To: doc30

The girlfriend sounds like she doesn't even listen. If she were so clueless that she would have incriminating conversations with an African Grey in the house the guy is better off without her.


26 posted on 01/17/2006 9:38:08 AM PST by manwiththehands (The only politician worse than a crooked democRat is a crooked Republican.)
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To: doc30
<My dog also loves the bird. He hangs out under his stand and catches food the parrot drops!

The bird's tossing food to the dog - he wants a pet of his own...

27 posted on 01/17/2006 9:42:19 AM PST by GOPJ (A) Cub reporters acting as stenographers for a manipulative top FBI agent? Q) What is Watergate?)
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To: doc30
This should add fuel to the evolution argument.

Parrot turns into "stool pigeon."

28 posted on 01/17/2006 9:43:04 AM PST by P8riot (When they come for your guns, give them the bullets first.)
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To: ahayes

ahayes - a Hanhs Macaw is a mini macaw with a big macaw personality. *VERY* vocal and *VERY* smart. They live 35-40 years. I have one that chatters away, yells at the kids, "answers" the phone and goes "uh-oh...KITTY!" when the kitten comes into the bird room. She talks to the big macaw (who can only say hello 8 different ways), sings ABCD and yells at the vacuum.

This is a nice parrot that isn't too big and intimidating (smaller beak!) and doesn't live as long as other parrots.


29 posted on 01/17/2006 9:44:28 AM PST by Dasaji (Are the voices in my head bothering you?)
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To: doc30

My African Grey "Sinbad" used to love to imitate all the sqeaky doors in my house. Drove us crazy. Had to WD40 every single hinge in the house. He'd also copy exactly in my voice a one-sided telephone conversation, "Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, yeah, uh huh. No. No. Ha ha ha ha! Okay, bye." and then make the sound of the phone hanging up. It was hilarious. He also imitated (exactly) the smoke alarm, birds outside, the neighbor's dog, kissing sounds and the sound of my then infant daughter crying. He'd sing or whistle along with television commercial jingles. And his favorite phrase was, "Oh, would you be quiet?" Hee hee.

He was a constant clown. I miss him.


30 posted on 01/17/2006 9:47:16 AM PST by At a Later Date
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To: doc30
We also have an African Grey. He's sure a lot of fun. His speech is very lifelike, and his sound effects are amazing: beep of the microwave, squeaky door opening, pouring water, other birds, cats meow, coughing. He loves to laugh. I laugh, he laughs, that gets me going and we laugh even more. The phone rings and he says, "Hello, hi guy" and goes on to have a long conversation in a mumbled voice. He picks up words he hears once and often responds appropriately.

All in all, a great bird.

31 posted on 01/17/2006 9:47:28 AM PST by christie
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I had a blue front Amazon parrot for about 17 years. It cried like a baby, meowed like a cat, barked like a dog, whistled the Mexican Hat Dance, let off wolf whistles when my wife returned from trip to the shower and said "pretty bird" with unmistakable clarity. The bird passed on in a heat wave in San Diego. We lost a rabbit that week too.
32 posted on 01/17/2006 9:48:25 AM PST by Myrddin
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To: Skooz
My cockateil used to imitate the phone ringing. I was in college & lived with 5 other girls in a house. We did not have an answering machine so the phone rang a lot. The bird would imitate the phone until one of us ran downstairs to answer.....then he would actually laugh when one of us picked up the phone & said hello. He thought that joke was hilarious.....so did I. I miss that bird.
33 posted on 01/17/2006 9:52:49 AM PST by Feiny (Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.)
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To: ahayes
Our first cockatiel lived for 26 years. We bought it a year after we got married. We're on the second cockatiel. I don't think we'll last long enough to purchase a 3rd.
34 posted on 01/17/2006 10:00:45 AM PST by Myrddin
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To: DooDahhhh

When I worked tech support for Toshiba - I was working an issue with an owner, and in the background, I kept hearing a burglar alarm getting armed. I asked what it was, and he explained that it was their parrot, imitating the burglar alarm being set. He told me to wait a minute, and then I'd really hear something. Suddenly, there's a siren going off in the background, all whoops and wails - it's the parrot. Guy tells me that it's really fun when the bird decides to do it in the middle of the night.


35 posted on 01/17/2006 10:14:00 AM PST by Tennessee_Bob ("Those who "abjure" violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf.")
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To: turbocat
A little chatter then chuckles and more chatter and then laughter and then a response -- this would go on and on. Like a cocktail party in the next room

You mean like a cockatiel party
hehehe

36 posted on 01/17/2006 10:20:14 AM PST by Coffee_drinker (The best defense is a strong preemptive strike..)
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To: DooDahhhh
Go pour yourself a Scothch...

Maybe you'd better slow down on the "Scothch ." ;-)

37 posted on 01/17/2006 10:26:57 AM PST by ItsForTheChildren
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To: martin gibson

No, no - that's not the joke ending. After hearing the Parrot say "Jesus is watching you", the burglar turns around, sees its only the Parrot and says "What's your name?" The Parrot says "Moses". "Who would name his Parrot Moses" says the burglar?

"Same one that would name his doberman Jesus" says the Parot.


38 posted on 01/17/2006 10:41:26 AM PST by txzman (Jer 23:29)
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To: ahayes

Never had any significant agressiveness issues with the Grey. Once in a while, he'll be in a mood about something. Or he won't want to go in his cage at bedtime. He usually will get more stubborn than mean. He did bite my wife, but it was because he stepped up to her and his footing was unstable. He used his beak to get e grip to keep from falling. My quaker, on the other hand, can be the Spawn of Satan. The grey does love having his head petted and the pin feathers around his jaw preened by fingers when he's molting.


39 posted on 01/17/2006 11:32:33 AM PST by doc30 (Democrats are to morals what and Etch-A-Sketch is to Art.)
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To: christie

Mine loves doing the sound of the microwave beeping and the buttons on the washer and dryer touch screens being pressed. He also loves to say "be right back" when one of us leaves the room. My wife taught him to say "trick or treat for Halloween.


40 posted on 01/17/2006 11:34:34 AM PST by doc30 (Democrats are to morals what and Etch-A-Sketch is to Art.)
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