Posted on 01/16/2006 5:56:42 AM PST by goldstategop
Baywatch" ditz Pamela Anderson is on the attack. . . . against Col. Harlan Sanders and the State of Kentucky.
The silicone-valleyed star of FOX's dud sit-com "Stacked" is raving mad at Kentucky for featuring a statue of Sanders, the founder of KFC (formerly, Kentucky Fried Chicken). "The bust of Colonel Sanders stands as a monument to cruelty and has no place in the Kentucky state Capitol," Anderson said in a statement issued by PUTA (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans).
We're so glad she's found such an important battle to fight.
But, unlike the peroxide airhead, the late Col. Sanders was everything that is great about America. He much deserves his statue in Kentucky's Capitol. Sanders was an entrepreneur, an employer of many (and the restaurant he founded, today, employs hundreds of thousands), gave a lot of money to charity, and was a man of deep faith.
Pam Anderson vs. Col. Sanders: A Ditz Attacks a Great American
Sanders founded Kentucky Fried Chicken when he was 66 and, at age 68, was still living off social security checks as his only income. He did not make it big until his early 80s, when his restaurants flourished. He achieved this through hard work, not plastic surgery and hair bleach. "I believe a feller rusts when he quits workin," he told Stars & Stripes at age 87. "So ya have to keep workin' to keep the rust off."
Then, there is trashy Canadian export Anderson and her contributions to America: Made peroxide, breast implants, and sex tapes popular. Comparing Ms. Pornified to Col. Sanders is a joke. She isn't good enough to lick his boots.
Consider Pammy's own hypocrisy on animal rights. Take her several-years-long, on-again, off-again relationship with "Kid Rock" a/k/a Bob Ritchie, Jr. The self-styled, former drug-dealing, pimpish White rapper wears fur coats galore. And they are real, not faux, fur. Not to mention the leather pants, vests, and jackets adorning him. Yet, we never heard of her kicking him out of bed over it. Apparently, glorifying the pimp/drug culture trumps the founding of one of America's great successful businesses, providing jobs, and giving charity . . . in the World According to Pam Anderson.
Then, there is Pam's PUTA. The group gave money to two domestic terrorist groups responsible for arson, explosions, etc.: ELF (Environmental Liberation Front) and ALF (Animal Liberation Front). But we have yet to see the peroxide prophet disavow the group. Nope. She's more allied with PUTA than ever.
Instead of calling for Kentucky to remove Col. Sanders' statue, all Americans should be calling for FOX to pull Anderson's show, "Stacked." After all, no American broadcast network should feature a show starring a woman who won't denounce domestic terrorists--and constantly sends out joint statements with the terrorists' funders.
(For all our kosher readers, you have a stake in this, too, because this bozo-ette's attack on Col. Sanders is also an attack on the KFC in Israel, which is reportedly kosher.)
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
Pamela cannot act. In order to further her career I think it is safe to say that Pamela has choked a few chickens herself, and choked on a few too more than likely.
Although in the only movie she ever made where she was any good ,starring with her husband Tommie Lee she did prove that she doesnt choke easily.
She was 'roasted' recently on the comedy channel, and the term 'ditz' and 'airhead' are much too kind. She didn't appear to even laugh at the right places, like maybe she wasn't even listening to what the 'roasters' were saying about her.
Are you SURE about that?
Yup (I didn't say I'd talk to her or anything).
Owl_Eagle(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
I thought PETA stood for People Eating Their (own) Animals. Oops.
I did some work at a chicken farm where they use it for Campbell's soup and other things. Anyone who thinks those chickens were worth saving is full of chicken crap.
Good, she might have gotten one of her VIP buddies to go after you (or ELF ones).
She was too busy thinking about the chicken roasters.
She recently obtained US citizenship. She considers the US here home. She may not be bright but...that hardly matters.
PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals...I think that's the org you are thinking of. It really exists.
Unless you're that one woman.
PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals...I think that's the org you are thinking of. It really exists.
Yeah, I know. I was making a joke. I thought up a hilarious acronym one time for them, but have forgotten what it was.
Perhaps Pan should plan a visit. . .or even another visit, to our Troops. . .
ahh. . .not to be confused witih 'Peter'. . .that 'Pan' = PAM. . .
"PUTA" Bi-Lingual are ya?..LOL
Where I come from we call that a sperm bank
Sometimes truth is more amusing than fiction...
Oh crap! I thought a sperm bank is where they deposited dead giant whales.
Maybe I am just in a critical mood with regard to articles this morning but this one bothered me - it doesn't address at all the factual issues and just makes a series of personal attacks.... it doesn't seem very Freep worthy.
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