[starbase]

When I was a youngster we used to steal several hundred golf balls from a nearby driving range (naughty, naughty). We took them back eventually. However we did not bludgeon people to death.

[50sDad]

Once, I and three friends, who were staying up all night at a campout at my house, walked a whole mile and a half to an all-night-restaurant, then walked back again before my parents found out! Boy, those were some wild times, I can assure you! We were crazy in those days!