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Wounded in the Stones, Euthanized by a Merciful Mod
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Posted on 01/14/2006 8:54:41 AM PST by Gobadan
Deuteronomy 21:1
1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord. 2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; beebers; bookofbeebers; breastfedbyjanetreno; gobadanhathnostones; scripture; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotmefrombehind; zotmetillimhot; zotmetillipuke; zotofbiblicalportion
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Deuteronomy 25:11-12
25:11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
25:12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
...... fools.
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posted on
01/14/2006 8:54:41 AM PST
by
Gobadan
To: Gobadan
Is there a point to this.
2
posted on
01/14/2006 8:55:48 AM PST
by
mosquewatch.com
("The enemy is anyone who will get you killed, no matter what side they are on.")
To: Gobadan
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posted on
01/14/2006 8:55:51 AM PST
by
atomicpossum
(If I don't reply, don't think you're winning. I often just don't bother to argue.)
To: Gobadan
Thou shalt not suffer a troll to live.
Beebers 22:18.
To: Admin Moderator
Ah yes, the often quoted Book of Beebers.
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posted on
01/14/2006 12:47:52 PM PST
by
HoustonCurmudgeon
(Justice and "The Law" are not always the same thing.)
To: Gobadan
The fear of zot is the beginning of wisdom.
Bebers 16:18
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posted on
01/14/2006 12:49:45 PM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Dems lied, Alito's wife cried)
To: Gobadan
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posted on
01/14/2006 12:49:47 PM PST
by
Slicksadick
(Go out on a limb........Its where the fruit is.)
To: Gobadan
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posted on
01/14/2006 12:51:10 PM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Tinkerbell doesn't wear underwear. She moved wrong once and I saw. She's not a real blond.)
To: Admin Moderator
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posted on
01/14/2006 12:51:26 PM PST
by
eeevil conservative
(courage is living in tyranny and speaking for freedom/not living in freedom and speaking for tyranny)
To: Gobadan
For verily i saith unto thee. Go frolic on the DNC sight hither and yon and bother us no more"
Book of LEX 1:18
To: Gobadan
To: Gobadan
Dood! I had a vasectomy - does this mean I can't go to church?
To: Gobadan
To: Gobadan
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posted on
01/14/2006 12:58:54 PM PST
by
Dog Gone
To: Gobadan
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.... ...so I guess you're well and truly hosed, aren't you?
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posted on
01/14/2006 12:59:59 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(And Mod made a scourge of words and drove the trolls out...)
To: Gobadan
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posted on
01/14/2006 12:59:59 PM PST
by
M Kehoe
To: Gobadan
Yo! Sorry to hear of your loss.
But quityourbitchin about the ramifications ok?
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:01:52 PM PST
by
kAcknor
(Don't flatter yourself.... It is a gun in my pocket.)
To: darkwing104
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:03:46 PM PST
by
eeevil conservative
(courage is living in tyranny and speaking for freedom/not living in freedom and speaking for tyranny)
To: Gobadan
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:05:25 PM PST
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: Gobadan
But I tell you the truth, a troll is evil in the sight of the LORD, and the LORD wil suffer not a troll to post.
Robinson 3:18
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posted on
01/14/2006 1:08:57 PM PST
by
Jim Noble
(Fiat justitia, ruat coelum)
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