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To: Peach
The following was copied from a Kennedy blog several weeks ago--I don't think it was recognized as satire either--

--For me, politics is personal and tragically so. My brother was killed by Republican policies. He had a substance abuse problem, and had no choice but to survive by crime. One year ago yesterday, he was attempting to secure money from a young woman who could have easily provided the requested amount. The young woman shot and killed my brother Danny. Her reaction was criminal, given that she was hardly hurt other than a broken cheekbone and minor abraisions elsewhere on her body. Her life was probably not in danger. And now, she goes free while my brother is in his grave. The law provided no help, as she was licensed to carry a handgun. Republican lawmakers like George Bush have always supported concealed carry laws, as they don’t care about people like my brother. Senator Kennedy, I salute you in standing up to the NRA and opposing gun laws. You are helping to prevent more needless deaths like my dear brother Danny. Thank you!

11 posted on 01/14/2006 7:13:30 AM PST by rellimpank (Don't believe anything about firearms or explosives stated by the mass media---NRABenefactor)
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To: rellimpank

``One year ago yesterday, he was attempting to secure money from a young woman who could have easily provided the requested amount. ``


no comment


16 posted on 01/14/2006 7:15:26 AM PST by Howlin
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To: rellimpank
LOL!   Priceless!   Major kudos to the author!
23 posted on 01/14/2006 7:19:23 AM PST by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops!)
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To: rellimpank

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1545066/posts?page=120#120


33 posted on 01/14/2006 7:21:58 AM PST by dennisw ("What one man can do another can do" - The Edge)
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To: rellimpank

That is another hiolarious piece, I think Rush is correct, there must be a Mole working among Teddy's staff


95 posted on 01/14/2006 8:11:08 AM PST by MJY1288 (THE DEMOCRATS OFFER NOTHING FOR THE FUTURE AND THEY LIE ABOUT THE PAST)
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To: rellimpank
Your post reminds me of a joke George Will told several years ago.

Two liberals happen upon finding a man badly bruised and beaten, unconscious in an alley. They see him and become immediately agitated, saying to each other "We've got to find whoever did this to this poor man. He clearly needs help for rage issues".

245 posted on 01/14/2006 1:01:36 PM PST by Hardastarboard
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To: rellimpank

Hehe. Kennedy must have a brilliant staff indeed. As long as they are employed by this fat, drunk, P.O.S. socialist... I think it bodes well for the rest of us since Mass seems committed to electing anything with the name kennedy.


258 posted on 01/14/2006 2:30:57 PM PST by BamaAndy (Heart & Iron--the story of America through an ordinary family. ISBN: 1-4137-5397-3)
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To: rellimpank
The following was copied from a Kennedy blog several weeks ago--I don't think it was recognized as satire either... My brother was killed by Republican policies.

Satire is a subtle form of humor. Lefties have no sense of humor at all so it usually escapes moonbat attention altogether.

For the record, Teddy's 3 brothers were killed by:

1.) The Nazis
2.) A leftist fruitcake Castro groupie (A sort of proto John Kerry w/o the trust fund)
3.) A Palestinian terrorist with ties to Arafat's Al Fatah

Too bad Teddy has spent his entire carrier aiding the leftwing and middleastern heirs to his brother's murderers. I guess you can't expect intellectual honesty out of a man who would betray the loyalties of his own flesh and blood.

269 posted on 01/14/2006 3:21:58 PM PST by Mad_as_heck (The MSM - America's (domestic) public enemy #1.)
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To: rellimpank
...My brother was killed by Republican policies. He had a substance abuse problem, and had no choice but to survive by crime. One year ago yesterday, he was attempting to secure money from a young woman who could have easily provided the requested amount. The young woman shot and killed my brother Danny....

LOL! Now that's funny. Someone (seriously) should check just to make sure Kennedy didn't have it read into the Congressional Record.

289 posted on 01/14/2006 6:03:27 PM PST by Stultis (I don't worry about the war turning into "Vietnam" in Iraq; I worry about it doing so in Congress.)
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To: rellimpank
He had a substance abuse problem, and had no choice but to survive by crimeBoy you got that right - definitely a problem inflicted on so many in this great country by those evil Republicans! /sarcasm I am only to glad the concealed weapon took this person out of circulation and didn't make the rest of us pay for his time in prison.
305 posted on 01/14/2006 7:50:35 PM PST by p23185 (Why isn't attempting to take down a sitting Pres & his Admin considered Sedition?)
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To: rellimpank

I know someone who blames Ronald Reagan for killing his brother. While Reagan was governor of California, he supported releasing certain people from mental institutions; this guy was released and killed this person's brother. So it was Reagan's fault, even though this was a movement that began in the 20's as i recall.


320 posted on 01/14/2006 9:59:42 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Corporate income tax collections totaled a record $73.5 billion last month-AP 1/12/06)
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To: rellimpank

double super secret reverse satire??


322 posted on 01/14/2006 10:48:32 PM PST by Atchafalaya (When you're there, that's the best!!)
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To: rellimpank; ninenot; sittnick; chicagolady; TheRightGuy; BillyBoy; spintreebob
Among the many failings of liberals is a lack of economy in writing.

Buh-bye, Danny. You won't be missed. Concealed carry laws will decriminalize America one dead punk at a time.

Next up: classes for potential mugging victims to train them to get off at least crippling shots before getting their cheekbones broken and "abrasions elsewhere on her body."

To say nothing of the fantasy that the late junkie punk Danny had no alternative but to seek out an apparently vulnerable young woman from whom to "seek money" and a young woman who "could have easily provided the requested amount." Note that "Her life was PROBABLY not in danger." Poor Danny is dead because the law (Republican law/conservative law!!!) provided no help (!!!) to make Danny's mugging adventures safe and protected activity. How insensitive we are!!! We will have to resolve to do better.

Can we create law enforcement free zones and stock them (like trout streams) with physically vulnerable young ladies, an unescorted wheelchair-bound paraplegics and double amputees, each clearly identified as unarmed and each flush with thousands in cash in small unmarked bills???

We can call it "Danny's Law."

351 posted on 01/18/2006 8:04:03 AM PST by BlackElk (Dean of Discipline of the Tomas de Torquemada Gentlemen's Club)
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