My sentiments eggzactly!
Possibly.
They said: 'What the f -- ?'
Understandable, since no one knew he was missing they weren't expecting to find him there.
U.S. troops arrested everyone else in the house, including Sands' translator and driver, who also were being held there, said Sands.
British security services put him up at a hotel and questioned him for the next seven days about his time in captivity, asking him detailed questions about his kidnapping and his captors.
If the reporter's a hoaxer, he'll be found out.