1 posted on
01/13/2006 7:52:11 AM PST by
firehat
To: firehat
Environmentalists have determined, if you leave an Arab out in the desert long enough, he’ll figure out a way to f--k up the sand. If you want to gaurantee a sand shortage create a Department of Sand.
To: firehat
More funny musings, Norm.
Like better times, for sure.
OBTW where in the hell you been??
No matter.
...just glad you're back. ;^)
3 posted on
01/13/2006 8:02:33 AM PST by
Landru
(A sucker's born every minute & now we're swamped by 'em.)
To: firehat
My spouse has re-named the gay cowboy movie "Backdoor Mountain."
Does it seem too weird that a SHEEP ranch was selected as the setting??? The whole thing is just too yucky.
5 posted on
01/13/2006 8:09:04 AM PST by
PLK
To: firehat
There are too many gems to pick just one favorite. I'll save this in my humor database.
Hulkster
6 posted on
01/13/2006 8:09:20 AM PST by
IncredibleHulk
(For some, it is better to live in Hell ...)
To: firehat
Geraldo Rivera took the demise of the twelve West Virginia coal miners particularly hard because he couldn’t use them as a backdrop for his self-aggrandizing bogus report of their rescue. Between that and Al Capone's secret stash, Geraldo's losing streak seems to know no bounds.
I was watching some of his early mine coverage and the way he was hogging the spotlight. He set himself up for a really gig fall and then it happened. He seems to have gone into hiding since then. Maybe he'll do the world a favor and become a hermit.
7 posted on
01/13/2006 8:10:01 AM PST by
capt. norm
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To: firehat
I would like to see the links to some of these stories.
8 posted on
01/13/2006 8:21:29 AM PST by
CometBaby
(You can twist perceptions .. reality won't budge!)
To: firehat
Good to read your stuff again Norm! Brilliant as usual!
9 posted on
01/13/2006 8:35:26 AM PST by
Bommer
(Ted Kenndy - Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!)
To: firehat
10 posted on
01/13/2006 8:35:49 AM PST by
Enterprise
(The MSM - Propaganda wing and news censorship division of the Democrat Party.)
To: firehat
THIS JUST IN: The levels of dangerous radioactivity around the once City of Tehran, is now estimated to decay to safe levels in only another 72 years.
11 posted on
01/13/2006 8:58:38 AM PST by
Bean Counter
("That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.")
To: firehat; holdonnow
Good to see you again Firehat! 
13 posted on
01/13/2006 11:20:47 AM PST by
devolve
(<-- (-in a manner reminiscent of Senator Gasbag F. Kohnman-)
To: firehat
Glad to see you and the latest
This Just In contribution.
I was just saying to myself the other day, "Self, Wonder where firehat is?!?"
Keep up the good work.
To: firehat
THIS JUST IN: Anyone interested in assassinating Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad might get some target practice and achieve sainthood at the same time. they should get that DC sniper P*O*S to do that... after he bumps off Ahmadinajad we just say "We don't recall any deal"...
17 posted on
01/13/2006 6:52:52 PM PST by
Palpatine
(Every single liberal is now an enemy of the republic!)
To: firehat
What has happened to good writing?
18 posted on
01/13/2006 6:58:26 PM PST by
Baraonda
(Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
To: firehat
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