[Semper Paratus]

In the last 3 hours the Tedster has given Howie Carr material for 50 columns.

[raccoonradio]

As I said before in another thread, if Ted has the stones to hold a press conference announcing the new book _in Mary
Jo's hometown_, I might buy a copy....Naah, he never would...

Suggested Beatles remix: "You say goodbye, and I say..."

http://fatboy.cc/Audio/Hello.wav

[tgusa]

.....I predict trouble by lunchtime, when Sen. Dodd arrives at Ted’s office and suggests lunch at La Brasserie. At this point, Splash begins whining and nuzzling Ted, the way Lassie used to do with Gramps when Timmy fell into a mineshaft. Ted says, “Er, uh, don’t worry, Splash. Sen. Dodd and I won’t be long. We’re just going to have a . . . sandwich.” Then he winks at Dodd and off they go, singing “99 bottles of beer on the wall.” Title of next chapter: “Waitress, There’s a Fly in My Pants!”.....

[wouldntbprudent]

Obama Osama, Osama Barama . . . you know, that guy from Chicago . . .