[tgusa]

.....I predict trouble by lunchtime, when Sen. Dodd arrives at Ted’s office and suggests lunch at La Brasserie. At this point, Splash begins whining and nuzzling Ted, the way Lassie used to do with Gramps when Timmy fell into a mineshaft. Ted says, “Er, uh, don’t worry, Splash. Sen. Dodd and I won’t be long. We’re just going to have a . . . sandwich.” Then he winks at Dodd and off they go, singing “99 bottles of beer on the wall.” Title of next chapter: “Waitress, There’s a Fly in My Pants!”.....

[DPMD]

Why do I get the impression that there is already a Nobel Prize for Literature waiting for Bloato Boozo, much in the same way Hillary got her Emmy for the stupid audio reading she did when President BJ reigned?