Remember, this is the guy (?) who admitted licking doornobs in Republican's offices he would visit in an attempt to infect them with his cold. Literally a sicko.
Naw, that was another guy named Dan Savage. He later claimed that he didn't really do it. (He's also the guy who wrote bluntly that if a fast food chain was responsible for as much disease as the bathhouses it would have been shut down immediately. Didn't endear himself to the gay activist crowd with that one...)
No, that would be Dan Savage, our own local, divine Ms. M. He licked the doorknobs at Gary Bauer's office (he says) to see if he could make him sick.
That's his story, anyway...I'm thinking he was looking at the doorknob, and it looked so shiny and hard and smooth, he just wanted to touch it with his tongue...
Then someone walked by...