Schumer didn't make me cry he did however give me indigestion.
Schumer made me punch the t.v.
Schumer reminds me of that car salesman from hell who doesn't want to let you leave his car lot to test drive another car. You know, the really pushy guy who keeps saying "are there any other cars you want to test drive?...how 'bout this one here...only 110,000 miles, runs great." And you're saying, no I have two other places I have to go to test drive cars before I make a decision. I've met a few like him...it's ends up being my will against his (but I never give in...hah, hah).